Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya

Chapter 443 - 429: I have been inside this snowball the whole time, waiting for my moment...

[ Since the "brake" was scrapped, Gintoki and Hijikata could only desperately ride on two human snowboards wearing nothing but underpants, sliding at high speeds!

"Gin-san, don’t be afraid! I’m coming to save you now." Hearing the voice, Gintoki turned his head with a face full of emotion.

He saw Otae sliding down at extreme speed like a veteran skier, skillfully dodging the obstacles in front of her.

Just when Gintoki thought he was saved, the snowboard under Otae’s feet suddenly spoke: "Gin-san! Since we’re all here, there’s no need to worry!"

Facing this situation, Otae stepped on Shinpachi and slid to Gintoki’s side to explain: "I made a mistake while practicing skiing and stepped on Shin-chan. Who knew it would be more useful than a real snowboard? Siblings really are different!" ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahaha, I didn’t expect a small ski resort to have such hidden talents as the ’Crouching Dragon and Phoenix’ and the ’Young Qilin’!"

Even the people from other worlds couldn’t help but cough up a mouthful of old blood upon seeing this, feeling that the scene was overflowing with things to roast... I mean, how on earth do you step on your younger brother while practicing skiing!?

And Shinpachi-kun, why are you so natural about being used as a snowboard!! Isn’t your ability to accept reality a bit too strong?

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〜Detective Conan World〜

After Conan glanced at the screen, he looked down at his own skateboard:

"They seem to be playing a very new kind of skiing..."

She clearly said she was practicing skiing, but why was Miss Otae so skillful just now! Could it be that being siblings actually increases the proficiency level?

And regarding the matter of using a human body as a snowboard, you guys are way too prone to ’making mistakes,’ hey! It was clearly intentional!

"This isn’t the skiing I know!"

Sonoko threw her snowboard on the ground, nearly crying. For a moment, she almost forgot how to ski.

Could it be that everything I’ve learned was wrong? Is the ’human snowboard’ actually the orthodox way?

〜JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Part 2: Battle Tendency Worldline〜

"While it’s a good thing you’re so confident, Shinpachi-kun, the question is: how do you plan to brake...?"

Caesar’s mouth twitched. This was yet another development he could never predict, second only to that other world with Satou Kazuma. They even managed to make skiing look like a circus act.

"Isn’t that obvious? Of course, it’s the Penile Brake!"

Hearing this, Joseph gave a wicked grin and made a strange gesture with his hands in front of his eyes.

Caesar’s face turned dark:

"It can’t be that brutal, can it? They’re siblings! What if the brake gets scrapped?"

As expected, no one who stays at that ski resort is a simple character.

.....

[ Otae reached out and took off Shinpachi’s glasses, instructing the two on how to control the snowboard: "Listen up! Shinpachi’s glasses, which were taken off the snowboard, can be used as a steering wheel!"

Gintoki immediately complained: "Sorry, the premise doesn’t exist. Don’t think that all snowboarders wear glasses."

"How do we handle it without glasses?" Apparently not having anticipated this situation, Otae was also a bit flustered. Then, by accident, the glasses in her hand were knocked away by a tree branch.

Otae shouted with extreme worry toward the glasses that fell on the ground: "Shin-CHAN—!"

Seeing Otae also trapped in a predicament, even Gintoki couldn’t help but roast: "That’s not Shin-chan! What exactly are you guys here for?"

Hijikata raised his head and held up a finger, showing a face that looked completely broken: "Hey, let me tell you something good! Do you know about the Penile Brake?" ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Otae-ane, first of all, why can glasses be used as a steering wheel? Is it possible that normal snowboards can’t possibly have glasses!"

"Hahaha, now I know why the glasses can be a steering wheel. So that’s the main body!"

The people outside the video felt like they had gained some strange knowledge. Can glasses be used as a steering wheel? Is there such a good thing? Then skiing would be too easy!

Many people now felt they were frighteningly strong, wishing they could find a snowboard-wearing glasses to test it out...

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〜Gintama World〜

Veins popped on Shinpachi’s face as he grabbed Gintoki’s collar with one hand and lifted him:

"Hey, you bastard! So you knew all along that the glasses aren’t Shin-chan!"

"Uh... Shinpachi-kun! Now is not the time for that. Your brake seems like it’s about to break too."

Gintoki pointed at the screen with a serious face.

Only then did Shinpachi remember that a certain broken "Demon Vice-Chief" had made a terrifying suggestion:

"NO—! As the one carrying the future of the dojo, I don’t want my brake to be scrapped so early..."

MADAO slowly took a puff of a cigarette:

"Don’t worry, Glasses! You never had a chance to step on that brake in this lifetime anyway. Whether it’s scrapped or not is the same."

Hijikata-san’s self-abandoning eyes were completely broken. He clearly wanted to drag someone down with him as he died.

.....

[ "I’m coming to save you, wait for me!" Just as Gintoki was about to give up, a giant snowball wrapping Kagura and Sougo slid down at high speed.

Looking at that giant snowball, Gintoki felt completely unwell: "Stop lying! You’re clearly coming to ask for help."

Kagura said hurriedly and optimistically: "Once you give up, the game is over!"

Then, Kagura’s face suddenly turned into Sougo’s: "The most painful thing is to die with hope..."

Just like that, Kagura and Sougo constantly switched back and forth within the snowball, like the whispers of an angel and a demon. Finally, they both broke and started emitting negative energy.

"That’s right, it’s neither black nor white. Everything returns to true darkness!"

At that moment, the snowball suddenly emitted a rainbow-colored light. Then, from those two faces switching back and forth in the snowball, it suddenly changed to Katsura Kotaro: "I’ve been on standby inside the snowball..."

"Kagura, Sougo... do you know what a Penile Brake is?" Gintoki and Hijikata turned back and said simultaneously.

Katsura seemed to sense something suddenly and quickly begged for mercy: "Wait, Leader, what are you doing... Ah! Wait... Uwaaa!" ]

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〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜

Seeing Zura’s appearance, Akihisa looked as if he had been stimulated:

"It... it appeared! The ultimate chaotic entity born in the darkness!"

I knew that Accel Synchro could even surpass light! Kagura and Sougo Synchro Summoned a meaningless Katsura.

Even Yuuji, who was called a child prodigy in his youth, had trouble processing the situation before him:

"It’s completely meaningless! What is this guy here for?"

How did a guy who didn’t have a single shot the whole time manage to sneak into the snowball? And "standby"... Does that mean he’s been waiting here all along for the right moment to appear? You have too much patience!

Hideyoshi covered his face with a helpless expression:

"Only ghosts would know what this Katsura is here for! Also, what kind of rotten ideas are they giving to a child?"

Judging by the sound, it was obvious that another brake had been scrapped. That’s fine, since brakes don’t seem to be of any use in that world anyway.

The most important thing is, what are you making a minor girl do, hey! You’re teaching the kid bad things.

〜Gabriel DropOut World〜

Vignette was stunned:

"What kind of angel and demon snowball is this!"

One gives hope, the other gives despair, and then a strange thing gets mixed in... Uh, sorry, she really didn’t understand what that person was out there for?

Satania retorted:

"Where are the angel and demon? These are clearly two fallen Gabriels..."

This is a picture of hell! It’s as black as it can get, full of negative energy. Even in hell, people aren’t as pessimistic as those two.

Raphi squinted and smiled: "I’m more curious about how they managed to pack themselves into a snowball during a snowball fight."

And this ski trail seems a bit long. At such high speeds, you’ve been sliding for so long without reaching the bottom. Are they skiing on Mount Everest?

.....

[ The scene shifted, and several stranded people were huddled around a fire. Hijikata lit a cigarette: "The Shogun is gone. At this rate, we’ll all be beheaded!"

"Are you kidding? Getting innocent citizens involved and then beheading us?" Gintoki spread his hands dismissively, saying with some impatience: "What does that have to do with me? Before I knew it, that guy was already under me."

Kagura, sitting on the side, also looked well-behaved: "Speaking of which, that guy said before that someone who stands above others must understand the feelings of those below..."

Hijikata roasted frantically: "Forget ’those below,’ he became a snowboard."

Kondo, who was wearing nothing but underpants and shivering uncontrollably, looking as if he had transcended the mortal world, suddenly spoke: "Then Toshi, by using me as a snowboard, also wanted me, the Chief, to understand the feelings of his subordinates."

"Yeah, that’s it," Hijikata replied perfunctorily.

Otae calmly analyzed the current situation: "In any case, if we leave the Shogun, who’s only wearing a pair of underwear, alone, the Shogun will die."

"Uh, Big Sis, right in front of you is a guy wearing only a pair of underwear who’s being left alone!" Hijikata reminded her.

Otae continued to herself: "Isn’t it said that if you want to warm up your body, the best way is for naked people to hug each other? So let’s send the naked people to go find him!" ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Snowy ground, stranded, and then check if there’s a villa nearby? If there is, it’s a perfect Blizzard Mountain Manor Murder Case!"

"Hahaha, Hijikata, don’t just talk. Your boss is standing there in the snow wearing nothing but underpants, and you’re not doing anything..."

There’s a gorilla next to you who is chilled to the bone inside and out, and no one cares... Also, what kind of devilish theory is that!

Everyone looked at the screen with dark lines on their faces. Compared to the cold outside, they felt that this gorilla’s heart was even colder right now!

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〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

"Hiss—"

Hearing Miss Otae’s words, Kazuma couldn’t help but suck in a breath of cold air:

"A genius. Truly convincing logic!"

Aqua also leaned in proudly:

"Right! I think so too. It’s a great idea."

Hearing this, Kazuma slapped his forehead hard, looking at Aqua with eyes full of pity:

"You... are you serious?"

"Is there something wrong with that?"

Seeing Kazuma’s reaction, Aqua became confused instead:

"When I was reading manga in the Divine Realm, that’s what they did in every scene where someone was stranded in the snow!"

In her view, Miss Otae’s suggestion was a textbook-level rescue method. Hugging each other naked in the snow to keep warm—no problem at all!

Sigh... Kazuma wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and patted her shoulder with an incredibly pitiful gaze. Everything was understood without words.

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